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From Big Oil: Why I raised the Price of Oil and Gas
All of our lives we wanted to make life great for our families and our great country, the United States of America and that is what we did for more then 200 years, but the problem was no one acknowledged the Oil Companies, Shell, Exxon, etc, as an elite entity in the States. It was as if we oil companies did not exist. We were only ridiculed when something bad went wrong like oil spillage in the oceans. Nothing positive was every said about the oil companies and that hurt our feeling. Which one of you all said thanks Oil Companies for working hard and bring oil to our country from around the world. How many of you have asked yourselves where would we be without Oil Companies? None of you!
During wars, a lot of us saw places that did not have the luxuries that we had in America and those people live happily not having oil and other luxuries we have in the States. So we asked ourselves, why don’t America citizens honor us or appreciate what we do as oil companies? These so call third world countries had just as many people as America, especially Africa, India and China. So when we return from wars and started analyzing our situation and our under appreciation in the United States, we decided to change our image and get the respect we deserve.
Our intention is to make you all pay for not respecting Oil Companies. We will try our best to make America a third world country by making them starve for oil and gas. We have gotten you all addicted to our oil and now you all are at our mercy and there is nothing you all can do about it because the government is at the mercy of our money since we the Oil companies put everybody in office, they owe us Oil Companies and it‘s time to collect.
Parent, you all do not tell your children to look up to oil companies. You all tell them to look up to athletes and anybody they see on TV. We oil men are more important than any of those fools you see on TV. The world does not know all of the things they use oil for.
They don’t know how important we are and we oil men are pissed off!. How many children say when they grow up they want to be in the oil field. None of them!. They all say I want to be a professional athlete, doctor , lawyer, policeman, etc. What about us oil men!We got some of the smartest people in the world and asked them to track where Oil companies rank as for as what people spend there money on and we found out that we were at the bottom of the totem pole. That meant you all had excess money to spend and you were spending it entertaining yourselves. Plus, we realized that around the world the price of gas was much higher compared to cheap prices you ungrateful Americans were paying, so we decided to raise the price of gas and when the opportunities presented themselves we took ever advantage of it and raised the price of gas. We oil men were already the richest people in the world but what we wanted more than anything in the world was respect for what we do for the world. Right now, Buffet and Gates are the richest men in the world, but our oil is more important then their computers.
You ungrateful dogs in America will respect the Oil Companies and what we do, even if we have to raise the price of gas to ten dollars a gallon. It will be the number one topic in the United States no matter what, you ungrateful dogs!
Pissed off Oil Men!